dude hittin the nae nae on the news
Riverside. California’s armpit.
Ever been to Oxnard? How about Taft? I can name half a dozen worse places in Southern California alone, I don’t even need NorCal to find places worse than Riverside.
this actually makes sense.
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles
(Source: astrodidact, via cah)