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overusedcliche:

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news


Riverside. California’s armpit.

Ever been to Oxnard? How about Taft? I can name half a dozen worse places in Southern California alone, I don’t even need NorCal to find places worse than Riverside.Psh, Riverside.

overusedcliche:

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news

Riverside. California’s armpit.

Ever been to Oxnard? How about Taft? I can name half a dozen worse places in Southern California alone, I don’t even need NorCal to find places worse than Riverside.

Psh, Riverside.

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nickferg asked: Alright, since you said yes here goes… Ow, call me Danny, Daniel O'Higgins' the name when it's not perfessional[sic]. Not much, but I imagine you'll pretty it up a bit. I'd like me five quid back if'n ya don't mind. It'll hold me over till your customers start coming. Then it's half your prophets you'll hand over to me every week on a Friday, share and share alike. All right… Mr. Benjamin Barker? (1/2)

dannyodwyer:

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGEWuSZYkeM

Thanks Danny, you’re a true gentleman. I try me best to send my terrible approximation of this back to you as soon as possible.

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stephenrbrower asked: Vinny, do you like Spaceballs the movie?

jeffgerstmann:

vincentcaravella:

I did at the time. I haven’t seen it in ages. I wonder if it holds up…?

It does. It has to. I don’t know what I’d do with myself if it didn’t.

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eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

(Source: astrodidact, via cah)

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paulftompkins:

Weird Al Yankovic just threatened me with a Lawrence Welk-engraved weapon. Wait ‘til he sees my Lawrence Welk-engraved pistol! Just like an accordionist to bring a Lawrence Welk knife to a Lawrence Welk gunfight!