this actually makes sense.
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles
Weird Al Yankovic just threatened me with a Lawrence Welk-engraved weapon. Wait ‘til he sees my Lawrence Welk-engraved pistol! Just like an accordionist to bring a Lawrence Welk knife to a Lawrence Welk gunfight!
Authenticity isn’t normally something I’m after when it comes to pop music, but it sort of sums up my problem with “We Can’t Stop,” that Miley Cyrus song.
She drones on about loving to party and then hits you with drug references that have all the smoothness of an undercover cop asking you if…
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My favorite video game of the year is this minimalist 4 player brawler called Samurai Gunn. I liked Samurai Gunn so much that I decided to publish it; it will be available for PC this holiday season and on PS4/Vita in 2014.
- If you could plug yourself into the wall and draw the same amount of power as a computer (250W) it would take about 11 hours to charge yourself to the amount of energy of a 2,000-calorie diet.
- A 200-calorie Taco Bell taco provides an enough power to a human to charge a laptop for about 4…
"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger."
He didn’t write that joke. Fucking hack.