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stephenrbrower asked: Vinny, do you like Spaceballs the movie?

jeffgerstmann:

vincentcaravella:

I did at the time. I haven’t seen it in ages. I wonder if it holds up…?

It does. It has to. I don’t know what I’d do with myself if it didn’t.

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eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

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paulftompkins:

Weird Al Yankovic just threatened me with a Lawrence Welk-engraved weapon. Wait ‘til he sees my Lawrence Welk-engraved pistol! Just like an accordionist to bring a Lawrence Welk knife to a Lawrence Welk gunfight!

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Jeff Gerstmann Is Still A Threat: Is Miley Cyrus really "bout that life?"

jeffgerstmann:

Authenticity isn’t normally something I’m after when it comes to pop music, but it sort of sums up my problem with “We Can’t Stop,” that Miley Cyrus song.

She drones on about loving to party and then hits you with drug references that have all the smoothness of an undercover cop asking you if…

Giantbomb.com, your source for all the Disney Channel pop star news and reviews.

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!’
Hunter S. Thompson (via maxistentialist)

(Source: theimpossiblecool, via maxistentialist)

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humansofnewyork:

"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger."


He didn’t write that joke. Fucking hack.

humansofnewyork:

"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger."

He didn’t write that joke. Fucking hack.

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